A Parent Thing

This one is something thats suprisingly common with parents. Here is the example;
"Can I (insert action here)?"
"No, you can't (insert same action here)."
"Why not?"
"Because."
"Why?"
"Just because."
Oh thank you for clearing that up. Now I totally understand why I can't do (action again here). The response: "Just because." cleared it right up for me. Never again will I ask that question, now that the reason has been put to me so clearly, that I totally understand. Thank you. Knob jockey. That is all.

T.

Are You Ok?

Why do people ask this at the most inappropiate times? While someone lies on the ground screaming and bleeding, someone has the balls to ask;
"Holy shit mate, are you ok?"
You suck. Of course the person is not ok, he's lying on the ground writhing in pain and bleeding, fuckbucket. Why would they be doing that if they were ok. Do you expect the answer to be "No, I'm fine." and the person to stand up and walk off as if nothing had happened? Wrong. If you can see that the guy is hurt, don't ask if he's ok, do something to help, moron. That is all.

T.

So Much To Say, So Little Time

Ok, where to start...
It's not so much that it's stupid, but it's frustrating because I'm a sucker for it. "No Entry" signs. Does it make anyone else want to know what's in there? No? I'm actually clinically insane? Righto. Well for me, it's right up there with wet paint signs. You (well, I) just have to make sure that it's still wet. And it always is. So I always get paint on my damn finger, and never learn a lesson. Doesn't really occur to me that maybe it is there for a reason.

Another thing that annoys me. People with fucking huge cars. Like a Humvee. who the fuck needs a car that size? Unless you, your wife, and your 47 children are all the size of small countries, a car that big isn't necessary. I mean, how small does a mans penis have to be, to walk into a car dealership and say "Give me a car the size of...oh I dunno...a hospital." What's the point? It apparently makes you more masculine if the car you drive is the size of a tank, and you are seemingly a pebble on the drivers seat.

Continuing with the lack of sense people make, why is it that people give you a tour of their house when you come over? Is it to compare how good they are to how good you are? Or is it because they think there is something there you haven't seen before?
"Yes, and here is the living room."
"I'm aware. Remember, I'm standing in it too. Funnily enough we have a similar set up at home. We even have a kitchen. But I thought the whole sink in the kitchen thing was our idea, did you steal that from us?"
Has it never occured to someone that they can see exactly what you are seeing if they are standing next to you? It's the same with photos.
"Here's me on the holiday."
"Yes, I am actually looking at the photos right now. In fact, I'm actually right next to you."
That is all.

T.

I'm Guilty

Ok this one I'm very guilty of. Running into someone you know on the street and either:
1. Making horrible small talk as you walk past each other until you end up turning around and walking further and further away from each other while you answer petty questions.
2. Pretending you don't know each other
3. Realising that you do know the other person, but don't know if they recognise you so you half stare at them, while they do the same to you because they do, in fact, recognise you, and neither of you end up even saying hi, or acknowledging the other person at all.
Number 3 happened to me last night. Very awkward. It was a mate from primary school, that I very rarely talk to in any fashion. But I'm pretty sure he recognised me. Anyway, the real question is why the hell did neither of say anything? We were very good mates in primary school.

I guess this is proof that I'm not entirely innocent of the things that either have been, or will be, posted on this blog. That is all.

T.

It's Disgusting

Why do fat chicks wear midriff tops and really tight, very small shorts? It is the single most unattractive thing I have ever seen. Do they think that people will be more attracted to them now they can see how hideously fat they are? Do they think its attractive that thier stomach hangs over their shorts? It's just foul. And why do other people let them wear these things? Parents, why do you let your overweight child buy tops that nobody (possibly even you) wants to see them in? I mean, if I wanted to see morbidly obese half-naked people I would......wait, I just wouldn't want to see them. I would rather gouge out my eyes with a spoon and eat a handful of hot gravel. That is all.

T.

Oh Really?

That is possibly the single most annoying question people ask.
"I went to the shops today."
"Oh really?"
No dicknose, I just decided to say that, what I really meant was "I'm a silver penguin". Dipshit. Why bother asking that question. And it is asked all the time. Does anyone ever expect the answer to be no? Ever? If anyone does they are a total moron. Why would someone say anything like that and not mean it?

That brings me to another, totally irrelevant, but still very annoying, part of humanity. Napoleon Dynamite. That is the worst fucking movie I have ever seen. All it is is some crotchstain retard being a fucking moron and saying "Gosh!" every 4 seconds. How do people find that funny? And what's worse is that they quote it. Just one fucking word. It wasn't funny in the movie, why the hell would it be funny when someone else says it? Holy shit. That is all.

T.

Well I'm Back

I'm back from Melbourne. And I'm starting to wonder if anyone is actually reading this. Anyway, back to the stupidity of humanity:

Rap Music. Now really I needn't say more, but for the few out there that may actually listen to Rap, R'n'B, etc. and happen to come across this site, I will explain myself.
First of all, R'n'B is literally "Rhythm and Blues". So what happened? If you listen to modern R'n'B for the blues aspect, you're going to be sorely disappointed. It's seemingly non-existent. For those who have no idea what real blues is, I will give you a few examples of real blues artists.
1. B.B. King
2. Jeff Beck
3. Ruth Brown
There are 3 examples of blues artists. If you listen to them, im sure you will find a vast difference between the "R'n'B" you hear today and this. Traditional blues actually consists of music. It's an odd concept really isn't it?
As for rap, well that's as simple as "if you're black and lucky, you can become famous by 'rapping'.". What a load of shit. I think that you will find that given the opportunity, most people could do the same as the rap artists. After all, talking is not really all that difficult. The just place a steady beat behind it and bingo. There's your rap. I may not be a man of many talents, but I know I can sure as hell do that. "Rap music" is a fantastic oxymoron.
I think that the main problem with the whole music system is the fact that image is more important that talent. There's another oxymoron; "Image of music". But my opinion on that is a whole different story, so lets not go into that.
I will leave you now with some baby jokes I heard tonight.

How do you get 50 babies into a bucket?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritoes.

Whats worse that putting 9 babies into a bucket?
Putting 1 baby into 9 buckets.

Whats the difference between a red baby and a black baby?
About 10 minutes in the microwave.

That is all.
T.

It Has Lasted More Than One Day

Well I managed to post more than one days worth of stuff. I am, however going to Melbourne on saturday. This means that I won't be able to post for a whole week. Oh no! Now to point out the blatant stupidity of humanity.

I went to the Royal Easter Show today. It was fun. But it really shits me when people walk side by side, all 8 of them, so you can't walk past, and either walk really slowly, or just stop randomly. Its not that its a horrible thing to do, it's just inconsiderate. If you are going to walk slowly, then at least let people pass. And it wasn't just me that it was happening to. I saw about 7 other cases.
As well as this, at the Easter Show, mothers tend to use strollers as weapons. It's as if, that for some reason, they think they are more important than everyone else, because they have a pram/stroller/small child. And I respect the fact that it is not easy to control, and it is a burden, etc. but it does not give you the right to jump queues, push through crowds by running into people or expect extra service. If it is that much of a burden, then don't bring it.
This brings me to another point. Old people. Now don't get me wrong, I think that generally old people are pretty cool, and I respect them, but once again, I don't think that it is right for them to expect extra service. A seat on the train sure, or a bus, or whatever, but just because they have priority seating, they do not get priority sevrice in a queue, priority walking space, priority seating in a general admission arena or priority upon opinion.
Now don't get me wrong, most of the parents with strollers and old people I came across today are understanding and kind and great, but its just a few that give all the others a bad name. That is all.

T.

And On Another Note...

Just a quick additional thing that annoys me. When people send messages that are totally pointless, and dont really convey any kind of message. Instead, people tend to answer the wrong question, on just jut answer at all. It is just a waste of money, for both of us. This is a prime example of it:

message one
"you up for something tomoz?" <---A valid message. Straight to the point, and actually asks a question.

reply
"ok." <---Thats it. Nothing else, no suggestions, nothing.

1st messager writes
"ok, where?" <---Not "where and when" or anything like that. They make sure that they spend as much money as is physically possible.

reply
"dunno. any suggestions?" <---What the fuck is that? Why waste the money on saying nothing. Maybe writing something along the lines of anything informative is a better idea. Then again perhaps not.

And this goes on and on until 37 messages later, when they finally decide its too hard to organise. A prime example of this was again today, when I was trying to organise for friends and me to meet up tomorrow. I sent this message to 5 people:

"Hey guys, you up for anything tomorrow? If so, reply with suggestion of place and time. T." <---I realise the hypocracy and irony of asking others for suggestions, and later realised that it was a shit thing for me to say.

This is the message i received in reply (from Rob):
"Im in. When and where?"

No fucktard, you're supposed to suggest things to me. Is common sense a little too much to ask? Apparently. That is all.

T.

Getting Started

I had a blog once. But I never fed it and it became undernourished and died. And by that I of course mean that I rarely posted, so it became useless. This is mainly because I never really had much in the way of ultra positive to say. So I'm trying a different approach.

This blog is mostly going to be about the stupid things people do, and how much it shits me. So I will start with ones from today. I am currently in year 12 at high school, and so I am just finishing half yearly exams (today was my last). It shits me to an immense degree when people ask one or both of the following:
1. "So how did you go?"
2. "What did you get for question __?"

So whats wrong with asking those questions? well lets see...
Why do you bother asking people how they went after just exiting the exam room? They don't know. How is it physically possible to know? Am I the only one that leaves an exam room and doesn't know if any of my answers were correct of incorrect? If so can someone please share the secret? It would help a great deal.
As for the second question, it just doesn't matter. Who gives a shit what I got for question 14 part A section ii? I can't exactly change it now. My general response to this question is "The answer.". These questions are just so pointless.

This brings me to another question that pisses me right off:
"Can i ask you a question?"
Well I dont really have much of a choice do I? You just did.
Now before you start bitching "Oh i've heard that before.", so what? Does that mean it doesn't piss me off all of a sudden? Just because it is not necessarily completely new maretial, does not mean that it doesn't annoy the shit out of me. That is all for now.

T.