OMFG!!1! DIE A SLOW & PAINFUL DEATH LOL!!

Internet speak is a tool of Satan. Not much more can be said about it. Except for the fact that the next person to use it in regular conversation is within my hearing capacity, is likely to be brutally and mercilessly hacked apart with a rusty hacksaw and fed to seagulls. It's bad enough that it is used on the internet, so please for the love of god leave it there. In fact, just don't have it to start with. It is so frustrating trying to have a normal conversation when the other person insists on being a fucking shitweed and using this bullshit, "I shouldn't exist" language. Here is a generic example;

Mighty Tom says:
Hey hows it going?
Not so mighty fuckbag says:
LoL!!1! Im AwSuM!!!!11!!!
Mighty Tom says:
What the fuck are you even trying to say, you worthless piece of monkey shit?
Not so mighty fuckbag says:
RoFl~!!!1!! YoR FuNnI!1!!!
Mighty Tom says:
No, I'm normal. You however, do not deserve to be a part of this world, so I must hunt you down and tear you apart, limb from limb.
Not so mighty fuckbag says:
RoFlMaO!1!!!!!!!1! YoR KeWl!11! AsL?/??
Mighty Tom says:
Die. Now.
Not so mighty fuckbag says:
YoR DuM!!! *GiGgLeS*
Mighty Tom says:
*shoots*.....any chance that actually worked?
Not so mighty fuckbag says:
LoLoLoLoLoLoLololkoLK!!!!!!1!!1!!!
Mighty Tom says:
Fuck you.

Thats about the time I leave and put a gun to my mouth, because of the sad, pathetic state the world is in. Why do things like this happen? Is the world actually trying to slowly tear itself apart slowly? Or quickly?
I'm not going to touch on this subject any further because I might end up destroying several things out of pure rage. All I can really say is a big fuck you to all of you out there that think that it is in any way cool, or funny, or even mildly good at all. That is all.

T.